legendhemmo:

GUYS BRENTON THWAITES IS 6’2”, 25 YEARS OLD AND AUSTRALIAN.

I MUST HAVE FORGOTTEN THIS INFORMATION BACK WHEN HE WAS SPOTTED WITH TAYLOR CAUSE I REMEMBER THIS NOW BUT HOLY.

SKFJASDKJASDKGJ

HE’S SO ?!?!?!?!?!?!

sonofatoasterwaffle:

deansdamnation:

deancanhuntmedown:


#i feel like i have my head on his lap


I fail to see how that is a problem

If I do not reblog this, assume I am dead.

sonofatoasterwaffle:

deansdamnation:

deancanhuntmedown:

I fail to see how that is a problem

If I do not reblog this, assume I am dead.

My porn name would be Taylor Stiff and when I shoot my load on the chick I'll make sure to grab my junk and... "Shake shake shake shake it off"
Anonymous

gay4tay:

OHHHHHH MYYYYYY FUCKINGGGGGG GODDDDDDDD

eastlyeast:

lightdaknessdragonkeybladewelder:

timco0p:

When the maker of tumblr is on your dashboard, always reblog.

Number one rule of Tumblr.

Gotta reblog.

Rule 1

eastlyeast:

lightdaknessdragonkeybladewelder:

timco0p:

When the maker of tumblr is on your dashboard, always reblog.

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Number one rule of Tumblr.

Gotta reblog.

Rule 1

waeh-edsheeran:

There are two types of people in the world:

1) People who like Taylor Swift

2) People who say they don’t like Taylor Swift but secretly do

MTV VMA’s ET Interview with Taylor Swift

neoliberalismkills:

Do you ever get into an argument with someone and find yourself unable to speak for a moment because you’re just so blown away by how utterly wrong and ignorant the other person is being and you can’t understand how anyone could actually believe the things they are saying

slihgtlydyslexic:

vuls:

prepare for high school then prepare for college then prepare for your career then prepare for retirement then you’re dead 

then prepare for skeleton war

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daydreamingsince1994:

MartinGarrix: Studiotime with edsheeran I love it!!! #RewindRepeatIt

daydreamingsince1994:

MartinGarrix: Studiotime with I love it!!!

brie3po:

janebuzjane:

thoughtkiller:

clavid:

eloquentvibes:

clavid:

on the bright side i am not addicted to crack cocaine

On the downside I’m too poor to afford one.

one crack cocaine

hello drug dealer yes i would like to purchase one crack cocaine please

debit or credit

I actually have a gift card